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Small Brained

When someone is a fucking idiot they are a small brain.
Mike "Yo I charged off the map trying to get the transing zen."

Jane "LMAOOOO you are so small brained nerd lol."
by SMall BRained February 21, 2019
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Alien Brained

To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.
I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!
by PinkyntheBrain October 25, 2011
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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branded

assaulted (sexually), commonly used in the settings of competitive gaming and derived from the late Russel Brand a well known British celebrity and known sex offender (& addict)
wow get branded nubcat
by Danoob March 12, 2008
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Braiden

A guy who tries to hard to get the one girl he really likes when he try’s to move on he will never be the same he don’t like to make the first move unless he has to will do what he can to make it as long as he can he is depressed guy but don’t like to show it
by Steve is not dead September 9, 2019
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boil brained

So dumb of a person you deserve to eat pigs ass
Exzaiver failed the test so bad it seemed like he was boil brained
by Sir knight October 25, 2018
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Brained

To outsmart someone/something in any situation.
This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.

Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.
by MisterPOP December 17, 2018
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