A teeny bopper is a wannabe, a poser, a 6-7th grade slut whore. She's a prep one day then punk/rock the next. She says she has 20 boyfriends when they're all made up. The only real one is the 45 year old guy she talks and brags to online after school. She wears 10 inches of orange foundation she thinks makes her tan. She gets in trouble at school for her shirts sized (14 months). Fails at everything she tries. Isn't talented.
Someone who likes Johnny Depp only because of POTC or Billie Joe only because of American Idiot.
Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"
Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"
by Dallas Rose May 22, 2005
Generally a female too frugal or bougie to buy her own alcohol that will hit you up and ask to chill ONLY when you have alcohol. Oftentimes she will bring along her fellow herd of Bottle Boppers and allow them to casually graze at your place while consuming all your alcohol. Once they have satisfied their desires they will quickly and uniformly come up with an excuse for why have to leave "unfortunately" and move on to their next mooching destination without throwing down or exchanging bodily fluids with the bottle's owner.
Yo B, im heated that that Bottle Bopper came through and killed my 151 without having enough common courtesy to even fellache me.
She doesnt really wanna chill with the Wave Team, that Bottle Bopper just wants to sip for free and keep it movin...
She doesnt really wanna chill with the Wave Team, that Bottle Bopper just wants to sip for free and keep it movin...
by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011
someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte
this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"
pisses me off
pisses me off
by sam November 24, 2003
by Bigbeany126 October 08, 2019
Someone who only listens to popular music, and frequently watches or takes part in popular dance crazes tied to these songs.
Person 1: Man I'm sick of seeing these people on Tik Tok making trash songs popular.
Person 2: They're just pop boppers, leave them to their terrible music and unoriginal videos.
Person 2: They're just pop boppers, leave them to their terrible music and unoriginal videos.
by Wokkazz July 01, 2020
Some retarded little girl who is musically obsessed with talentless people in the music industry that only appeal to their own girly interests in male dicks. These supplying artists also tend to be idiots hogging up the T.V. where valuable cartoons and actual teenage actors used to perform on. The teeny boppers are destroying the music industry by constantly supplying industries like the now notorious Disney Corporation, or Shinra Corporation (for those of you who get the reference).
Teeny Bopper: OMFG IT's THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN BIEBER, etc. etc.
Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.
Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.
by The Future of Pop May 23, 2010
Brittany: Hi! Wutz up?! N2MH, juz chillin wit mah homies @ my houze. itz so kewl. LOL! So, how u? I fine
Me: WHAT?
Me: WHAT?
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 15, 2003