Bon Jovi

1) Sometimes classified as a Hair Metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. They rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Van Halen and pussifying it into the bland, repetitive, pop music they are known for. Were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer. Their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. For similar bands, see Poison.

2) A bloody stool

1) Guy 1: What's the difference between Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: About 20 years

2) Oh man I just came back from the doctor. He gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many Bon Jovis.

by FannyFondler July 19, 2010

C'est bon

Pronounced "sè bon", litterally means "that/it is good"

Cute French term used to describ something delicious, good, yummy... Especially pleasurable to hear it during intercourse

1. My girlfriend loves anal sex, when I fuck her in the ass she says: "oh yes c'est bon...c'est bon!". And then she whispers in my ear: "Encore...Encore...". She's so sweet

2. -Do you like my chocolate cake?

-Mmm...C'est bon! Can I have another slice please?

3. -Do you like to swallow my cum, baby?

-Mmm... Yeah, c'est bon... yummy

by fucking c'est bon August 16, 2009

nerdy bon

a phrase used to describe a person who is either extra nerdy, or particularly skilled in a certain area (i.e. a music nerd, chess enthusiast)

Oh my god Sarah you know way too much about music. You're such a nerdy bon.

by mcali187 April 1, 2009

bon jovilicious

The adjective of being like bon jovi (good singer)

Dude 1: Oh, and I ride! Dead or Alive! On a steel horse I ride....

Dude 2: dude, your totally Bon Jovilicious

by Austin VL May 15, 2008

Bon Jovial

When you aren't just feeling good, but feeling butt-rockin' good.

"Hey man, I'm feeling pretty Bon Jovial tonight. Let's pick up Kelly Bundy and go for a roll in the hay. And grab some brewskies!"

by hehohno May 19, 2007

chocolate bon bon factory

The colloquial term usually used by Northern British or Scottish men when referring to a woman's rectum.
Usually used during anal intercourse.

"I heard that James Wheal got raped in the chocolate bon bon factory and enjoyed it! What a gaylord."

by joepillai16 May 25, 2014

bon chickanesha

best friend of baby turkaneisha. she's flawless.

im bringin' bon chickanesha baaaaack. yeah yeah.

by baby chickanesha🌝 March 10, 2015