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Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise
Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs
by UrbanDickGroup November 7, 2024
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chicken blubber

Lucy: I have so much chicken blubber
Michael: no you don't! Stop being mean to yourself.
by Crackerz2004 March 19, 2017
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No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭mug.

Blubber

Makeup contains whale blubber. Lizzo wears too much makeup. Coincidence, I think not
by LizzoBlubber February 10, 2020
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blubber shudders

when the belly hangs down over the genitals.
Did you see the blubber shudders on that fat chick?
by dankgoat January 5, 2018
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Blubber

A fat person with an especially large amount of access fat
"Damn that dude has some serious blubber!"
by randomusernamerandom November 24, 2021
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Blubberful

Adjective; What someone is when they are wrongfully telling you that you made up a word.
I didn't make up "blubberful"! You're blubberful!
by FakeDogs April 3, 2024
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