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blowjob

The act of a person (usually a girl) putting a guy's duck in her mouth and twirling her tongue around the head until the guy releases himself. This is usually done for the guy's pleasure or for the girl to have bragging rights.
Jasmine and I were on the couch watching TV, home alone. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw my pants on the ground. I look at her and she had a devilish little smile on her face. She then paused for a second or two and said something that made me happy, horny, and nervous all at the same time.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.

That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.
by Jimmy Jack Jam January 2, 2014
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the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
by Gary March 1, 2004
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Blowjobs

Preforming felatio to a persons penis multiple times sucking face fucking gagging deepthroating choking blowing on are all part of the blowjobs technique plus many many more
I have never received so many blowjobs ever in my life than today
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what married men don't get.
why does the bride smile walking down the aisle?
cause she knows she's given her last blowjob.
by Sebastien Benett March 5, 2008
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blowjob

Fellatio performed on a male. Many social implications exist surrounding the blowjob, from male dominance to trusting a partner enough to let their teeth near one's genitals. The term's origin is in wide-spread dispute. One theory derives it from "basket's job," in which the word "basket" is an Old English term referring to a gay man, which means that the original definition of the blowjob is male fellatio...which would be a gay man's job. Another origin theory is that in the 1930s, a sailor taking shore leave in London would have to pay a prostitute dearly for the (then) exotic service, usually all of a sailor's leave allotment (which the prostitutes somehow knew to a precise ammount), an act commonly referred to as "blowing all one's cash," making the service a "blow it all job," or "blow job." Another story says that it comes from a perception that fellatio less often causes orgasm than traditional intercourse, causing many cases of blue balls - a blue job - and the word blue mutated into blow.
Personally, I think they call it a blowjob because after it's done, the chick is supposed to blow. --Unnamed High School Student, circa 1990
by VandalHeart January 7, 2009
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A shooting drink named so as to cause embarrasement to decent folks, and pleasure to sad pervs
"Waitress, can I have a blowjob?"
"What!?? ...oh"
"(ugh)/(snigger snigger)"
by Schlopsticks July 30, 2004
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blowjobing

The act of a person performing Fellatio on another person.
Sara is blowjobing John in the kitchen.

I was blowjobing Kevin the other night.
by aa_zz February 18, 2011
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