Alabama Blow Job

1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.

Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job

by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019

blow job

simply to suck a man's penis until he squirts

oj loves giving a good blow job every now and then

by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006

Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

blow job

Also a great anti-contreceptive as while being very pleasurable keeps the vagina at a safe distance from any ejaculatory fluid that could result in baby brocks.

She woulda done him but would of possibly got pregnant so she gave him a blow job instead.

by John Freedman September 26, 2007

blow job bar

A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.

I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!

by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008

blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

accordion blow job

A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.

It takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion blow job.

by mad mission October 21, 2010