blathnaid

name that cannot be pronounced on first trying. loud confident large breasted woman/man.

ges look at the bust on Blathnaid

by timmi May 11, 2007

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

Poo Blot

A poo blot is what is seen on the toilet paper after wiping a dirty ass.

Not unlike a Rorschach ink blot, a poo blot's image left on the toilet paper is open for interpretation.
A hundred different people could look at a poo blot and each could see something different.

The exciting thing about poo blots is each time you wipe the result will be different, that is to say no two poo blots will ever bee the same. Everything from what one eats to wiping-technique will effect the outcome.

Even more uncontrolled factors such as height, weight, or even gender are thought to contribute to poo blot results.

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"I had the runniest crap the other day, after I wiped I swear my poo blot looked like a woman crying...wanna see?"

"No way man that poo blot totally looks like a dog swimming in a lake!"

by BlaqueIce January 13, 2008

Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

by zest expander April 20, 2008

blithering

often used as a prefix it "idiot", meaning incompetant

"my god, you BLITHERING IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?!?!"

by all knowin' August 26, 2003

bloohadiggity

A word used to express your frustration or your happiness

Oh yes!! I got an A on my test... bloohadiggity!!!

by Clarice A. March 4, 2005

western blot

When you are banging your partner while he/she is in reverse cowgirl position (cowboy hat optional), you observe that his/her anus is a little feces-stained. Thus, being the generous fucker that you are, you grab a tissue and wipe your partner clean.

After a long day at lab, I was looking to pin Sarah down and do her from behind. Maybe try out the old nasty western blot.

by John Mustache June 12, 2008