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orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.
by bynadz February 28, 2005
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Young bloom

A young artist from Macon GA that has many great song like spacecoupe,life of bloom,and big bands he is 14 years old and is very talented and is down to earth and he loves his fans very much and will never forget who was there from him is great freinds with other artsiest such as slimerich sativa and babybrazi and he will never give until he blows up.
David:yo is that young bloom

Daniel:YES!
David:lets go get a pic
Daniel:bet
by Youngbloomfan229 September 11, 2020
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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
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John Bloom

Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's
Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!
by Olive Climber October 17, 2008
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Blooming Onion

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.
Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion
by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023
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Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.
You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.
by Ralph King January 11, 2010
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rose in bloom

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014
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