orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met

He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.

by bynadz February 28, 2005

Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.

Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.

by Sai Ez September 12, 2019

Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

by Ralph King January 11, 2010

blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

Blooming Onion

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023