by BusManBen February 6, 2005
Get the Mollie Blumberg mug.An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.
I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"
by Napolean Dynomiate! August 27, 2006
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A rare but steadily increasing subspecies of the Boomer generation, a Bloomer is a wholesome Boomer.
P1: "So, Uncle George posted about LGBTQ+ on Facebook-"
P2: "-Ugh... Boomers, am I right?"
P1: "No, George is a Bloomer! He was really supportive when Michelle came out to him last year."
P2: "-Ugh... Boomers, am I right?"
P1: "No, George is a Bloomer! He was really supportive when Michelle came out to him last year."
by jfyr3 May 19, 2020
Get the Bloomer mug.I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomer mug.A Bloomer is a White Nationalist with a very positive and optimistic outlook on life and sees the world he wants to build instead of seeing the bad in it. He is the counter part to the Doomer character who is the opposite. These terms can be found usually from the website 4chan.
by 14Bruh88 April 13, 2019
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it is the animal, the bloobers hot smelly farts. if you inhale. you. die. there is no going back. have fun. and always remember. live,laugh,love.
by epicgaymercostcoisepic May 27, 2021
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