blonde

An over-rated hair color or person with such a hair color. Many girls think it makes them hot when in fact it doesn't. It just makes them clones who, in about a month, with have dark greasy roots growing out of their scalps. Gross.

Cara, Sadie, and Maurissa are girls who think they are hot because they bleach their hair blonde.

by erin_mavourneen September 1, 2008

Blondes

Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.

Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!

by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008

Blondes

blondes are fun and crazy and hyper

wow your so blonde but we love you!!!

by blondie May 6, 2005

Blondes

Stupid people that you can usually find anywhere and there so stupid you lose brain cells talking to them

Mia’s are such blondes, last time I talked to one my brain trying to kill itself

by Chance101 December 28, 2021

blonde

less a hair color, and more a personality trait, meaning lacking in common sense; misconception that people with blonde's have more fun, when in reality they just think everything is amusing because they're really never quite sure of what's going on

I just had a blonde moment.

by miSs kAtiE June 21, 2005

Blondeness

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.

Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.

by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

Blonde

a hair color. really that's it. not quite dumb but generally called a ditz. but not all blondes are. it's just a steriotype that people need to get over.

a girl that has RED hair runs across the street when she is not sapposed to and narrowly escapes getting nailed by a car.

my mother: she must dye her hair.
(saying she must naturally be a blonde)

by shawty royal June 18, 2008