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Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
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flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
flander blender by Iconoblast March 16, 2011

Nigga Cock Blender 

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER

tummy blender

usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.
"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."
tummy blender by holymoleydood November 12, 2009

One Eyed Blender 

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself
One Eyed Blender by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Dick Blender  

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.
Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.
Dick Blender by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.
Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.
Mexican Blender by IBTNG February 23, 2015