the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

by stefmanxx April 1, 2008

Blip Blap Bloop

Means "let's get the fuk outta here"

*In the club with friends*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*

by tozzaaaa October 26, 2020

ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear

Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?

by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021

Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.

Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Blap

a blap is a fishy

theres a blap in the sea, should we catch it?

by NatalyaBranigan October 2, 2021

Blap

To slap someone with a Slimy substance in hand.

-SacredPotato

I took a hand full of egg whites and blapped a guy in the face.

by SacredPotatoPower July 20, 2022