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Biphobia

unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward bisexuals and bisexuality.
When someone says: "I don't date bisexuals because they are dirty, slutty and cannot make up their mind already." that person is displaying biphobia.
by wordmistress August 21, 2009
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birthday

A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.
by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009
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Birthday Luck

On your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. It causes you to have the ability to do anything. That attractive guy/girl you like? You're dating. That proposal you were worried about showing your boss? Got you a promotion. Daft Punk? They're playing at your house.
Guy 1: So wait, you're calling in sick today to take Caroline to the Usher concert? Nice!

Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.

Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?

Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!
by WhoDeyWhoDat April 9, 2011
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back birth

1. A person that is equal in your esteem to a lump of feces

2. A lump of feces
In the Pilot Episode of Firefly (aired last by the same backbirths that cancelled it after less than a season) the "Purplebelly" Federal Agent sometimes called the "Mole" says, “Do you think I am a complete back birth?”
by —thoughtstorms— March 26, 2009
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famous birthdays

The site that ranks how famous a person is based on "boosts" from little kids.
Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".
Guy: Have you ever heard of Famous Birthdays?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?
by coolnuke69 January 3, 2019
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Doggy style birth

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.
Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.
by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011
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birthday anal

The day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for anal sex. Fortunately for the men this is a fact!! Ref:-The laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcMiller, Brian. Book 3 chapter 4, section 69.
IE: Jeff- " hey honey guess what day it is?"

Random hot chick- "hump day?"

Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."
by Rules of engagement December 3, 2013
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