Bigfoot’s Teabag

When you dip your scrotum into the bowl piece of a bong, then proceed to light your pubic hair on fire, which then creates smoke for you to inhale through the mouth piece.

Mikey went to grab the bong and i knew he was about to commit the bigfoot’s teabag.

by StrangeSak69 June 29, 2020

baby bigfoot

rafiki takin a shit

yo i think rafiki needs to take a baby bigfoot

by Medz Klir Unox October 12, 2020

Bigfootitis

Causes your feet to grow more then 16 inches long, the older you get the more hairier they become,If you shave you feet the hair will grow in twice as thick as before. Stay safe everyone

Son;“Mom why are my feet so big and hairy”

Mom; “Because you were borne with a rare condition called Bigfootitis”

by RealLifeIssues January 12, 2022

Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.

"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"

by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011

Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.

random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.

by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021

to be Bigfooted

When an individual with extremely large feet (Jarryd) expresses sexual advances towards a fellow worker. "To Be Bigfooted"

I know you want to be Bigfooted by me.

by Herritic July 16, 2023

Bigfoot

A Cryptozoology creature exclusive to the North American continent that is reported to be over nine feet tall and as tall as fifteen even with a five foot long tail and a "pouch" on the front of the creature where it warms and holds it's egg

Did you hear about that Bigfoot sighting in Pershing county?

by anonymous March 27, 2025