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big black monkey dick in my ass so i can keep my job as a hooker doctor lawyer
my big black monkey boss wants to put his benis in my big black hooker doctor lawyer's ass

frigging sweet lois
benis by peter griffin gaming February 14, 2023
Can be used in multiple ways, both positive and negative. When someone does something out of the ordinary, or very akin to their personality, or just something stupid.
Option 1:
We planned a pool date, but he was such a benis that they forgot their swim clothes

Option 2:
Her: Look I took it all the way to the back of my throat

Him: Good job Benis!

Option 3:
idk the way she talks and waddles around shes just a rlly cute benis.
Benis by Benis42069 September 10, 2023
Benis by hibiji May 22, 2025
a male who cannot have fun and is usually angry all the time, he does not participate in fun activities and never leaves his house
John is such a fat Benis
Benis by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
“benis” is Slang used by marching band members (AKA ‘Band Kids’) that refers to the illusion of a bulge created by the creasing of the bibbers (uniform overalls) at the crotch area. Short for ‘bibber penis’
“Dude, those bibbers are totally big on you—look at the size of your benis!”

“That’s not a benis, dude, that’s just my actual bulge”
Benis by ILikeChickimms August 9, 2025
Slang used by band kids (marching band members) to refer to the illusion of a bulge due to creases in the bibbers (uniform overalls) around the crotch area.
“Dude, your bibbers are huge on youlook at the size of your benis!”

“Dude, that’s not a benis that my actual bulge”
Benis by ILikeChickimms August 9, 2025