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a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer
“it was only a beat of meat
by rasta badmon January 23, 2025
mugGet the a beat of meatmug.

beat in the meat

huuuuuuuuuuge tits
that girls got a beat in her meat, the beat in the meat on her is unreal
by saizzle October 30, 2013
mugGet the beat in the meatmug.

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
mugGet the beat meat to itmug.

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.
Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.
by Keouiiii February 15, 2020
mugGet the Beat it with a meat tenderizermug.

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
mugGet the To beat dead meatmug.

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
mugGet the I beat my meat dailymug.

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)
by lucasant November 13, 2023
mugGet the beat meatmug.

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