Beater Blocker

A condom....for blocking your beater.

Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.

by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011

Beaver boyfriend

A man who tends to your beaver. He is only a boyfriend to your vagina, and never you. He’s interested in causal sex only

“I see Trevor once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider him a beaver boyfriend.”

by Bigger Red March 24, 2021

stink beaver

a musky smelling female snatch that smells so bad it results in a derection and not even the stench of the poma sharts can outweigh its numbing effect to the nostrils

Zorro: holy shiza that lil whoRa had the worst stink beaver I ever smelt.
Labes: Sounds like you got cleef'd mayough!!!
Jonk: Tremendous Bro!!
Gnaw: Thank God that chica aint doin the ol bicycle smile
Stalz: Thanks!!!

by the dungallies March 31, 2009

Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.

Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.

by megazhanger April 26, 2010

Throwback Beaver

The unshaved genital regions of a female, usually associcated with pornography from the classic era since the dawn of time till the 2000's. Vagina pubes have not been touched/shaven/plucked/waxed since the ability to grow around the age of 12.

Yo, your girl has said she ain't shaven till the Pittsburgh Pirates have a winning season...She's going to have crazy "Throwback Beaver".
Unreasonablely large bush,
Hairy As HELL down there,
Tastes like MT. Dew cans,
Found later in teeth.

by bobrown8787 May 21, 2010

chunky beaver

When you vomit inside a girls vagina and then the girl shoots the vomit on the guys face.

Troy chunky beavered on violets vagina and she shot the puke on his face

by Triple J productions December 14, 2016