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I'm Batman

This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...
Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.

Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman

*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*
by Qwsde April 23, 2013
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Batman Begins

Starring Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne / Batman. As of 2006, this could very well be the best Batman film to date. The term 'Batman Begins' is used in association with film remakes or restarts (within a franchise) that exceed their predecessors.
Casino Royale could be the 'Batman Begins' of the 007 franchise!
by Paul Marriott October 28, 2006
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it's simple: kill the batman

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City
1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"
by Inco33 October 26, 2008
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Batman Theme Song

Jack : Dude, have you heard the Batman theme song?
Alex : The one that goes "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!"?
Jack : No dude, the other one.
by Jalexbarakarth69 January 18, 2012
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batmanly

bat-man-lee adverb,adjective
1. having qualities traditionally ascribed to Batman, as strength, bravery or stealth.
2. pertaining to or suitable for Batman: equipment or activities pertaining to fighting crime in and around the greater Gotham area.

*the degree to which one is considered batmanly could be measured in terms of batmanliness.
Dude, those gauntlets are downright batmanly.
by wschoate September 29, 2008
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batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.
Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....
by cdarucci July 10, 2011
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The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day
Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022
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