Turd Basher

A person who likes to bash turds.
Is linked to shit stabber.

"Ants, leave me alone and stop being a turd basher!"

by Push It April 30, 2008

Obama basher

a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper

Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral character (no Monica Lewinsky), (no White Water), the typical Obama basher will resort to outright lies. Some have made the ridiculous claim that he is not really a U.S. citizen (see birther). Some have claimed he is a Muslim, not only is this completely false, even if it were true it would be irrellevent, since our Constitution explicitly prohibits any religious test for holding elected office. There is no reason a Muslim could not be a good president. Some Obama bashers are racists, but not all of them. Most Obama bashers are part of the same Republican attack machine that went after Bill Clinton.

by Michael_Hunt August 15, 2009

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 15, 2010

Baser

1. Someone who just sits around all day smoking, snorting, eating, licking, and injecting drugs all day.
2. This person can relate to a "scrub", who sits around all day and gets nothing accomplished.

-Bar's such a baser, look at him sleep on the blunt.

by FreeTrial4DeatH June 26, 2007

keyboard basher

someone who chats shit on a computer, but then says fuck all in real life.

Person 1: IMMA FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT INTO YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS MUG
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: FUCKING BRING IT YOU BITCH

* tomorrow*
Person 1: I'm so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( *starts kissing his shoe* please leave me alone D:
person 2: haha, fucking keyboard basher

by The Iranaban August 26, 2011

Stark Spangled Banner

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)

Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.

by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 22, 2006