keyboard basher

someone who chats shit on a computer, but then says fuck all in real life.

Person 1: IMMA FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT INTO YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS MUG
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: FUCKING BRING IT YOU BITCH

* tomorrow*
Person 1: I'm so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( *starts kissing his shoe* please leave me alone D:
person 2: haha, fucking keyboard basher

by The Iranaban August 24, 2011

Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.

Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)

by Androktasie November 3, 2005