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basehead

Someone who is addicted to or uses cocaine that is in a smokeable form (Free-base). Free-base cocaine is much like crack in that they are both fat soluable and can both be smoked.
Whitney Houston is a Basehead.
by Richard Stonewall July 16, 2008
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bachelor pad

A house or apartment where two single men or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved.
Tom enjoys his new bachelor pad, last night he got two sexy blondes to cum over!
by Eyiad January 15, 2007
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Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
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eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
by Ecce October 6, 2004
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fanny basher

she's a right fanny basher, her.
by lface! April 23, 2006
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Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.
"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"
by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011
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Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015
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