Barkony

A place where dogs go to bark, very similar to a balcony.

Hank, the Great Dane, is too big to be inside, so he steps out onto the barkony.

by HAAAAANK September 7, 2009

Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

by 3008 June 16, 2011

baron davis

Great point guard now playing for the golden state warriors. Good friends with rapper the game. Has great leaping abilities, great passer and talented shooter. The best dunking point guard in the league. Sometimes refered to as bdiddy.

Did you see the dunk competion where baron davis put a headband over his eyes before the dunk.

Ya thats stupid how he put eye holes in the headband.

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 11, 2005

skag baron

a heroin drugs lord is a skag baron

that fat man is a skag baron

by Seig Jew May 5, 2007

Victor Baron

A popular song by "The Click". Victor Baron relates to women doing crazy things with men during a sexual encounter.

I was with this hot Vietnamese chick and she clamped onto my body, right? Then hella rain came out her crevasse, right? Man, that's Victor Baron!

by John K. Photographer November 4, 2011

sacha baron cohen

The genius that brought us memorable characters such as Borat.

Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius. Is nice!

by Adrian February 2, 2007

Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

by chicagogofan February 22, 2010