Barbarian

A highly uneducated, incredibly stupid and ignorant individual, they often boast huge muscles because working out is one of the only things they are intellectually capable of doing. They enjoy four things in life and four things only, getting jacked, eating meat, making the lives of civilised intellectuals as difficult and miserable as possible and, of course, having sex with women. It’s a blissfully ignorant way of life, they can be found everywhere in the world, but are most commonly found in rural and remote towns that nobody cares about, thankfully away from the important, civilised big cities, but are a horrible factor for any rare civilised intellectual unfortunate enough to live in a place like that.

She bought some fucking asshole into my house and he DID A SHIT on my bathmat like a FUCKING ANIMAL! There’s really only one word you can use to describe him, he’s a fucking Barbarian!

by Lord Davrox August 11, 2020

New barbarians

A term for gangs that are thought by some to be like the barbarian tribes that caused the downfall of the roman empire and could cause the fall of modern civilization.

What are we going to do about the new barbarians?

by Deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010

sissy barbarian

Someone who is very lame at doing stunts and cannot speak correctly and who has really bad hair.

Other terms include:
Gay guy barbarian
Hatchling barbarian
and many more.

"Man, that guy is such a sissy barbarian!"

by Scz May 30, 2007

Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

by ihatesmith February 26, 2005

Barbarian Village

A village full of barbarians in Runescape.
Often shortened to Barb Vil.

I walked through Barbarian Village to Get to Falador.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

barbering

VERB
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

by not me, a friend October 1, 2014

Barbarian

One who is cool enough to be a chief, but not quite old enough

Conan is not a barbarian, Sierra Van Winkle is.

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006