Bantot

Tagalog word meaning foul odor

Your feet is so bantot you better wash it.

by yououttaknowitboy January 19, 2012

Banter Clause

Legend has it that the gift of banter is handed down to unsuspecting trainee Banter Merchant's through a mysterious figure named Banter Clause. There has never been any convincing or sound historical evidence to support the myth as indeed true. But supposed sightings have occurred during many Banterful occassions such as lads on the pre lash and at the party which is full of muff and beer! This makes Banter Clause a worthy LAD!

John: 'Its the night before Friggies big party! I hope Banter Clause gives me a good supply of Banter for the LOL's that should ensue!'
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books!
John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!'
Russell: ':('

by Banter Scribe November 17, 2010

Balls Out For Bantu

The act of pulling out/exposing one's scrotum in respect for our deceased nigga Bantu. The motion can be combined with the similar, more well known Dicks out for Harambe gesture in the ultimate display of both reverence and mourning for the fallen gorillas of both Bantu and Harambe. This practice is highly encouraged and is widely regarded as the utmost showing of devotion and appreciation for the lives of two gorillas that were taken too soon from this earth.

Person 1: " Did you hear about the gorilla that was sedated and thus died from a heart attack only a few months after Harambe ??"

Person 2: *promptly reveals testicles*

(Loudly exclaims) "BALLS OUT FOR BANTU!!!!"

by Urban_Dick69 September 6, 2016

lash banter

the banter that comes hand in hand with a night on the lash. Some would say that the lash banter flows at the same rate as the beer, as more beer is drunk lash banter improves. lash banter is often harsh but can be used as an excuse for excessive tomfoolery.

Q:"do you remember trying to sleep with my girlfriend last night"
A:"It was just lash banter"

by shanterlope January 9, 2012

The Archbishop of Banterbury

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.

{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!

by kirbynumber1 February 3, 2015

bantzed

To be the victim of a pathological liar

Did you hear the rumor that Craig spread about Jenny? Man, she got bantzed!

by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005