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Band-Aid

A trademark used for an adhesive bandage with a gauze pad in the center, employed to protect minor wounds.
1. "True welfare reform is being bypassed for Band-Aid solutions" (Los Angeles Times). "These measures are mere Band-Aids" (U.S. News & World Report).

2. You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak
by olechka November 26, 2009
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Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.
by bellebeandog January 3, 2011
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bologna band aid

The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)
When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.
by mogy June 18, 2007
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band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.
"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a sweet ass band aid."
by ShakeNBake1 April 20, 2007
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bandwidth

The difference between the highest and lowest frequencies of a transmission channel (the width of its allocated band of frequencies). The term is often used erroneously to mean {data rate} or capacity - the amount of {data} that is, or can be, sent through a given communications circuit per second.
Data capacity is not related to bandwidth
by Milt December 28, 2005
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bandwidth hog

ammend to previous


bitch on a LAN who DL's every fucking thing on the net and has multiple programs runing
room mate or family member dling things at all hours of the day
by Matt December 20, 2003
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Bandwidth Basher

Someone who uses all the bandwidth from flatmates, in order to stream HD porn.
Max was pissed off because the internet was slow
Turns out Thomas was being a bandwidth basher with the porn again.
by johnnyblossom March 14, 2010
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