Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.

by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023

balla girl

Someone who is a hard worker and very mature for their age. They will own you if you make them mad, and even may make you cry.

Balla girl is an owner!

Balla girl just made that person cry!

by TheMagicalElf August 14, 2009

Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.

"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"

by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012

ballacked

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.

My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"

by Matt Janes August 6, 2006

Balla

One who has skills.
Many Skills. Not neccessarily at basketball, but rather any activity that uses balls (not the persons)
It requires much skill to achieve "balla" status

: "Damn, that nigga is a balla!"

by Master Chief June 9, 2003

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

ballatician

A balla, mac, playa, thug, high-roller, and pimp rolled into one who can do it like no other.

Was that foo mobbin around with 4 b's?
Ya, he's a ballatician.

by Alex Espinosa November 6, 2007