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released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
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Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died
by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
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jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !
oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother
by pai.g January 27, 2023
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Slang for when you are simultaneously extremely busy but bored
Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales
by Goofalicious February 13, 2023
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Move The Bale v1

The actual worst Juice WRLD song that has ever been shown, the song was sold by Kinnon & Jowy for 15k and everyone wanted to officially kill themself. Especially the Juice WRLD Server 'Juice Archive' with owners jb30 and Mop.
Person 1 Yo, have you heard that new leak Move The Bale v1, its pretty ass
Person 2 Yeah I have that shit is so terrible Jowy should be arrested
by hmmmisinlovewithbenjamin December 29, 2025
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Christian Bale

No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!
Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Bale

My king Bale he is super cute and rizzed up riley the rizzler
He is super magestic, he must be a bale.
by Rileys really hot March 28, 2024
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