Rail 'N' Bail

To have sex with and then promptly leave a random girl. Usually preceded by the term "the ol'."

"So I we did it and I left before she woke up the next morning."

"Ah, the ol' rail 'n' bail?"

by PlugUglyPaddy December 28, 2005

monk and bail

the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...

Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"

by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011

email bail

using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.

he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.

by em bee kay June 18, 2008

text bail

using texting to back out or ditch on plans, dates and especially relationships

(you guys just sent me email bail in my word of the day, I can't believe THIS on isn't already in your dictionary, since it's the choice style nowadays to bail)

Once again, he text bailed on our plans for tonight. He was even classy enough to do it the same day and not give me time to make other plans.

by Mary Riley June 25, 2008

sketch bail

1. when a friend leaves the party earlier than anticipated, unannounced like a shadow in the night, due to overconsumption of spirits, or in the pursuit of booty (usually your sister).

"hey wheres Jeff?... i dunno man have you seen my sister?... awwww man wtf!? Sketch bailer!"

by Mr Eff October 16, 2008

pork n' bail

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.

Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.

by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009

rail and bail

The process of fucking a chick (rail), then leaving for something more fun (bail).

"Tristan just did a rail and bail to Ashley, we're going to hunt eagles now."

by AnalMcGee May 27, 2014