Cum Blobs

pretty self-explanatory - blobs of cum.

When you're doin' it doggy-style in your girlfriends front room while you're watching Space Jam, you blow your load, pull out, she stands up and huge cum blobs fall from the heavens.

by The Ladybug Picnic February 18, 2009

text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016

Blob Emoji

An emoji with the body structure of those from Google Hangouts, Android devices, etcetera. An example is below.

Blob emoji are my favourite kinds of emoji! They're so precious!

by BiscuitIsSmol Words4U January 22, 2019

hand blob

what happens after a guy gets a hand job, he cums his 'blob' all over the girls hand.

Sam: "I lovvve givng hand jobs! but i hate the blob!:("
Lauren: "I know, i hate the hand blob too!"

by diseased sheep December 28, 2005

Yard Blob

A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.

Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.

by Michael A. Mashke September 9, 2005

Blob Sister

A term for female friends who are on their period simultaneously.

Are you a Blob Sister at the moment too?

by zombiemocker February 26, 2008

Theel blob

A blob of joint compound or spackling compound that has been painted over without sanding it smooth to blend in with the wall.

When you patch holes in drywall, you need to sand the compound smooth to blend in with the wall before painting over it. Otherwise, you will leave behind an ugly mess over the patched area, called a Theel blob.

Jordan: Hey, Dad, I would like to paint my room a different color.
Dad: OK, but you're gonna have to do it yourself. I'll buy the paint and other stuff you need, but I'm not doing any of the work.
Jordan: Thanks, Dad! And that's OK, I know how to do it myself. I'm even gonna patch a bunch of holes and dents in the walls.
Dad: OK. Just make sure you sand the compound really well after it dries. I don't want to see any Theel blobs.

by Jordan_17 September 5, 2011