Granola Baring

Sexual intercourse or masturbation.

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."

by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011

blarting

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

Blazing

when people are smoki weed

yo dawg (hommie g ) do you want to blaze tonight wit some other home dawgs

by mike hunt June 22, 2003

Blazingstoke

word for blazing, getting high.....
named after the town basingstoke near reading.

you up for a blazingstoke later.

by RomanThomJack January 22, 2009

blazing white man

a term used by black or brown people who admire the white mans pale skin. white people dont care about this term and will point the brown or black mans own beauty in their own race

black guy: woah that blazing white man walked past me looks like he is on fire! i wonder what its like to be him

white guy: meh you guys are good looking yourself i wish i could have the sweet tan you have :P

by the_teutborg_forest September 2, 2014

blazing cold

when it is so cold outside you need a bigger word for it

dude1:its really cold
dude2:its blazing cold!!!!

by tubagodd November 19, 2007