Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018

Boston Bidet

A sexual act;

Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.

Hey babe, that beer really filled me up, wanna try the Boston bidet tonight?

by ARealAuthor August 7, 2018

canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.

Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet

by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018

golden bidet

When you piss in a womens mouth and she holds it till you position yourself on all fours and she then squirts the golden yellow urine into your asshole.

The golden bidet is a wonderful feelin

by Woernley August 18, 2006

poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005

Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet

Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?

by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010