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bark eater

The Lowest form of redneck
By looking at his trailer they knew he was a bark eater.
by Kiki_bunz February 8, 2008
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bark bark

its is a sad word used by sad fatherless furrys that have no life
furry: hey bark bark

me: stfu
by urmomvrygay September 27, 2021
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Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
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bark stripper

Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.
Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.
by timd1988 April 8, 2016
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Bark Ruffalo

Usually referring to a women who fallows yellow lines/ items. Also known as a special journey among four friends.
"There goes Bark Ruffalo following that yellow line."
"I cant wait to go on a Bark Ruffalo with u guys!"
by DanaPozo Flag girle August 13, 2016
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Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
by McDiamond August 23, 2017
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Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female
She wants me to bark at her heater
by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018
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