Baby 

A terrible song by Justin Bieber

The song Baby is driving me insane. Just stop making music Justin Boobies!

Baby by A dying goat November 25, 2017

baby 

1. A young child, an infant

2. The word commonly used by teenage girls on tumblr to describe middle aged British men.

"I'm going to have a baby soon."

"Oh my goD LOOK AT HIM WHAT A CUTE BABY wOw"

baby by Ochinchin December 23, 2012

baby 

The other white meat!

Bebeh! Its wuts fer deener!

baby by Militant Liberal April 27, 2005

Baby 

The worst kind of STD

Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger

Baby by see jay October 6, 2008

Baby 

1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.

2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words

1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"

2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"

Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"

Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"

Baby by VLeudy August 4, 2008

baby 

A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice

Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!

baby by coachtim December 11, 2009

baby 

prey of the cunning gingers

get your baby out of the way!!! Ginger ahoy!

baby by sebastiancee November 19, 2007