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Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.
Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"
by Jamie Cantrell December 20, 2008
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Awesomeness

The amount of cock sticking out of your hands after you grab it with both hands.
"How much awesomness do you have?" -Girl

"I have 1 1/2 inches of awesomeness" -Guy
by 0101100101 December 16, 2013
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awesomosis

Like the scientific term, "osmosis," this is the process by which one's own innate awesomicity is absorbed by those around him.
"Through what can only be described as awesomosis, John's acne ridden, lisping, Halo-playing loser of a roommate became almost equally as popular on campus."
by Van Ailwood August 27, 2010
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Awesomosis

The absorption of awesomeness from proximity to an awesome person.

Similar to osmosis, but instead of water diffusing down a concentration gradient, its awesome qualities/characteristics
Zach: How are you so awesome?

Maral: I hang out with you too much, I'm awesome by awesomosis

Zach: Well you're welcome
by High Concentration October 19, 2011
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awesomefication

Pertaining to the intense training of one who is not awesome such that they may become more, even extremely, awesome.

WARNING: This is a dangerous procedure and should only be attempted by trained professionals, such as models or rock stars.
Well tell your nephews that you can't babysit them because you have more pressing matters to attend to, like the awesomefication of Cameron. They'll understand.
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awesomenasity

Awesome. And more.
"I don't think you realize the awesomenasity in this room"
by Pacooooo February 19, 2008
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awesomenessistic

for when something isnt just awesome, it's AWESOMENESSISTIC !
1. holy fuck, that pencilcase is totally awesomenessistic .
2. omgsh i love your hair its so awesomenessistic .
by cttyyy July 16, 2009
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