There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the Austinmug. He is a very nice, sweet, smart, handsome, looking boy. Don’t ever mess with him though he will beat u and don’t ever let him take over cause slot of things can go wrong.
by Kaydre08 June 14, 2019
Get the Austinmug. by TheSophiaRae March 22, 2019
Get the Austinmug. A nice boy that is very nice to his girlfriend. He is smart, funny,weird,nice,and someone fun to be around. If u ever met an Austin don’t let them go and he will beat u if ur ever rude to him so watch out.
Girl:1 Hey girl what wrong?
Girl:2 Austin likes me.
Girl:1 I used to date Austin well have a great time with him.
Girl:2 I will.
Girl:2 Austin likes me.
Girl:1 I used to date Austin well have a great time with him.
Girl:2 I will.
by Kaydre08 June 14, 2019
Get the Austinmug. He is the best person to be around, he is so funny and kind. At first he is kind of crazy at first but he is charming and amazing. He will make your day and make you laugh till ya puke. Oh I think Austin is so cute and his smile is so beautiful. He’s as athletic as one can get.
Oh I love Austin
by Funsponge January 9, 2019
Get the Austinmug.
Get the Austinmug. The sexyest guy you will ever meet. He is soo funny but can be a complete asshole sometimes. But no matter what you will always love him. Austin is an amazing kisser although he says hes not. I love him so much and it is impossible to hate him.
"he is such a austin"
by tgifm25 January 6, 2012
Get the Austinmug.