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anchor puppy

a puppy purchased by a woman early in a relationship with a man, for the purpose of making it difficult for the man to leave her, due to him following in love with aforementioned puppy.
after 3 months of meeting Mike, Marie purchased an anchor puppy to prevent him from ever leaving her.
by jonnyutah1979 June 5, 2018
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Anchor Arms

Armpit-length rubber gloves designed to be inflated, simulating bigger arm muscles. A pair of Anchor Arms comes with three modes, including one in which artificial hair protrudes from the arms. Only the wimpiest of weaklings will purchase this product.
"Hey you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. 'Ooh, I'm a little peanut worm.' Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling? Built like a sponge? Well now, you too can have muscles...WITH ANCHOR ARMS! They slip on like a glove, just add air. How big do you want 'em? Normal, veiny, (and for the ladies) hairy. I was a wimp before Anchor Arms! Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me...so order now, WIMP!"
by Is Borther February 12, 2020
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Desk Anchor

When a gentleman becomes aroused at his office desk and is not able to get up without causing offense or embarrassment.
office telephone conversation with your girlfriend "I was thinking about last night, now totally desk anchored and can't get to my meeting"
by _yellowGoldfish August 25, 2010
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Drop Anchor

v. To relieve oneself of feces in a violent or obscene manner.
"I was hitting the sauce hard last night and housing baked beans. When I woke up in the morning I felt the urgent need to drop anchor. The shite dropped out of my turd-cutter like a sack of potatoes and I felt like I nearly blew out my o-ring."
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Anchorage

Largest city in the US state of Alaska, located in the Southcentral Region along the Knik Arm, Cook Inlet, and Turnagain Arm. The population is about 260,000 (Census 2000), which is nearly half of Alaska's state population. The current mayor of Anchorage is Mark Begich. The most popular spots include Century 16 theater, Chilkoot Charlie's, Moose's Tooth pub & pizzeria, Bear Tooth theater pub, Dimond Center, and 5th Avenue Mall. Lowest temperatures are usually in the single digits during the winter, and can reach as high as the seventies to eighties during the summer. The summer is considered Anchorage's tourist season, where the downtown area near the port tends to be the busiest. Great location for travel especially during summer, but winters can get cold, dark, and depressing for some residents.
It is said that Anchorage has two seasons: winter and construction.
by bill kapok March 27, 2005
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Anchorage Steamer

A form of hypocrisy. The act of criticizing someone for a certain act and then proceeding to unwittingly do that same thing. This can also be referred to as a Palin-drome.
The woman who sees Russia from her house just dropped an anchorage steamer on America- she criticized the media for politicizing the Arizona shooting and then implied that the shooter was a liberal.
by jonstewartfan January 19, 2011
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Ainch

means aweh or like that's poes cool.
if something is said and it sounds kak cool you say....AINCH!
by MistyZA August 23, 2018
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