Axema attack

When you feel as if you can't breath due to someone putting on an excessive amount of axe.

Kelly to Jenny: John had so much axe on today I almost had an axema attack.

by Got axema March 21, 2011

Fat Attack

When you eat something too fast and have a fat attack.

He ate the whole bucket of chicken he was having a fat attack. WooOOOO woOooOOo!!

by FatAttacker November 22, 2016

random catfish attack

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly

Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"

by nolrik November 13, 2011

lizard attack

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.

My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.

by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008

Love Attack

The feeling that utterly overtakes you when you see a girl/guy that makes your heart go wild.

It will give you a state of "highness" and will completely make your day.

You will leap about like a dolt and yell out in joy.

*sees girl* *heart pounds* O.o Love Attack!!!

by Darth Fureon April 18, 2006

Peter Panic attack

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.

Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.

by Helping Verb August 23, 2010

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016