anusmonkey

1. a monkey typical of the ay-noos regions of chile
2. a monkey that resides on one's anus.
3. a person you would wish cancer upon.

1* "ola...please to be viweing the anusmonkey in exhibit b on your left senor"

2* "man i got some serious anusmonkeys goin on down there after i slept with that skank."

3* "man frederick is such a blatant anusmonkey...lets go spit on his mom."

by pirate-core November 2, 2003

acamonkey

to act a god damn fool

man dat nigga jus snapped and start to acamonkey

by scrappy804 October 10, 2007

ass monkey

An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...

How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?

...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...

by MydKnight Darkling November 1, 2007

ass monkey

see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered

I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser

by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004

ass monkey

a male having anal sex with another male

those 2 guys are ass monkeys

by barnbasher September 15, 2005

assmonger

see wordtabor/word, wordisaac/word, wordaeriel/word, and wordwhitney/word

by Pimp Daddy March 20, 2003

Ass monkey

See also Rufus

Rufus is my favourite ass-monkey.

by Not Mr Canada Eh March 22, 2003