asscrack cleavage

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.

i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...

by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

assbirds

The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.

Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!

by assbirdy May 5, 2005

half sucked aspirin

The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.

"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"

by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006

asscrack

A dirty, despicable human being, that serves no purpose in life. Only there to annoy the shit out of you.

-Damn, I'm so tired of Denise bothering me.
-Yeah, that girl is such an asscrack.

by Superstar88 March 8, 2008

asscracker

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005

Aspire Middle School

A performing arts middle school in the North Thurston School district in Lacey, WA. Home of Mr. Garrett's Happy Tests, Challenge(d) Academy, and the feared Evil Dragon Lady as well as the Traber. Also known as Assfire. the stereotypical student here is a gay prep who plays 12 instruments and would be beat up the moment they went to a regular, non-magnet school, but the students are usually just regular kids who happen to be interested in Theatre, Music and Dance. theres a lot of assholes ,douchbags and aspiring actresses here too, though

Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?

Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!

Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)

by pigfarts_student December 17, 2010

asscrack

A person who is not quite an asshole, but well on their way.

Steve gave me a back handed compliment. That guy is such an asscrack!

by missikat December 16, 2008