ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

assalamu alaikum

Peace be on you or also known By Crip OG Stanley williams for making it known to crip

On crip assalamu alaikum

by RealLoC November 23, 2021

Assable

A word a heterosexual male use in discussion when describing a male he could find attractive.

I think Jorge Looney is assable as far as men go.

by R. Fredenburg January 17, 2008

Assaholic bitch

The derogatory term for the popular YouTube ihe or I hate everything commonly used by 12 year old boys in a YouTube comment section

Ur so unoriginal you assaholic bitch

by The johnny stabber October 20, 2017

Nael Alsaffar

Dragon Slaying Hip Hop Hoorangoutang!
Often found slicing a lane while cats lay down with their ankles busted. some call him Lil Plum. I call em' Lil Siz.

Damnnnn y'all see Lil Plumweezy aka. Nael Alsaffar bka. Lil Siz just cross that nigga?! HIS ANKLEZ DONE BUSTED SON!!

by hung peezy May 8, 2009

assange

To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise"

Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!

by half japanese girl December 4, 2010

asdaf

An interjection expressing sorrow or indignation, often executed on a keyboard. May be iterated multiple times in a single usage.

I got a D- in chemistry asdafasdafasdaf

by Decoy-man January 13, 2011