Up your ass

It is where things belong;)

Someone: Wheres my pen?
You: Up your ass!

by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

metal up your ass

A phrase coined by Metallica. It's logo includes a toilet with a knife sticking out of it.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave mustain- METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!
*Cut to metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

by Nighthawk41 May 28, 2008

blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.

seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....

by Mizzrey September 13, 2013

crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood

She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.

by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005

blowing smoke up my ass

Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.

Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?

Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.

by Old Polecat May 5, 2011

you need a cactus up your ass

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

by Cactus:) February 11, 2015