asphixiwank

the process of masturbation where the masturbator asphyxiates themselves to gain a higher level of excitement.

Sam was having an asphixiwank and he went too far, no more Sam.
If you are going to asphixiwank, please have a spotter to check on you after a set period of time to ensure no loss of life. Ejaculation.

by T. Winthorpe January 22, 2008

Ashy AF

A state of exceptionally parched skin, desperately in need of lotion, oil, or even just some spit, nigga DAMN!... exhibiting a white, flakey appearance. ie: Phillip's knees, knuckles and elbows...

Damn, that nigga Phillip so ashy af, Mountain High uses his flakes to powder the slopes in the off season...

by Traseraf April 10, 2017

Asphyxiation

Noun; Asphyxiation

1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage.

2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.

Patient 6.0.3. died of asphyxiation at exactly 3:13 in the evening.

by TeenCoffeeAddict October 15, 2017

asphyxi wank

The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.

Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.

by Pat Sharpe April 21, 2006

Alphys

Character from undertale

"I created metoton" alphys said to frisk

by Silver price March 19, 2017

Ashy

Appearence of fine white powder or dust on legs. caused by dry skin in winter.

Oh my gosh, my legs look so Ashy

by sdubsminn January 8, 2009

Asphyxibation

The act of intentionally restricting oxygen while masturbating in order to achieve a more powerful orgasm than manual stimulation alone.

Choking yourself while jerking off/flicking the bean.

Male 1: Dude last night I was asphyxibating and I passed out.
Male 2: Me too man! Asphyxibation is the new sex!

by TerribleTom January 19, 2011