asparagus head

WWJDsomeone who is taking a beating for being less than perfect

WWJD if He saw how morris is portrayed in all those definitions of asparagus head?

by takes up for the underdog June 4, 2004

Asparagus

A hot tall person who makes you say "MmmmmMMMMMMMMM fuck me UPPPPPP"

Oo he's such an asparagus.

by Lilly McThiccy June 12, 2018

butt nugget release aparatus

The area of the human body in which human waste is removed from the rear bowel.

"Kik, my butt nugget release aparatusis very swollen I think I may have a waste back-up!" says Dew

by kiki/Dew December 12, 2007

asparagus

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u

by cutiepatootiewithanicebooty June 15, 2014

apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.

Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 7, 2003

asparagus

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007