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youtuber apology

An insincere apology (“I’m sorry you feel that way”)
Ashtin gave us such a youtuber apology yesterday, what a narcissistic jerk.
by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021
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ukulele apology

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!
by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023
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yellow brick road apologetics

Coined by Robert M. Price in "The Case Against The Case For Christ", derived from The Wizard of Oz.

Arguing for the truth of a controversial, often religiously significant claim by presupposing the truth of some other equally controversial claim.
"This is why, if apologists like William Lane Craig can get an opponent as far as admitting that Joseph of Arimathea probably did have Jesus interred in his own tomb, and if the women did probably visit the tomb, and that the tomb was probably found to be empty, he can press on to the conclusion that Bingo! Jesus must have risen from the dead! What they somehow do not see is that to argue thus is like arguing that the Emerald City of Oz must actually exist since, otherwise, where would the Yellow Brick Road lead?" -The Case Against The Case For Christ (p.209)

"The disciples clearly didn't hallucinate Jesus after the crucifixion since he allowed Thomas to poke his wounds and he shared bread with them. Simultaneous hallucinations involving multiple sensory modalities just don't happen."
"Yeah, that's just yellow brick road apologetics."
by justanotherusername May 3, 2021
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Apolo Ohno

An incredibly gorgeous man; caucasian-asian bad ass speed skater who is the most decorated olympic athelete.
"Did you see how fast Apolo Ohno was skating!!?!"

"OHNO! is what other speed skaters say when they see Apolo behind them."
by apolofan10 February 24, 2010
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Muslim Apologist

1. A person who white washes Islamic violence by throwing out a distraction such as another religion when the subject is Islam.

2. A person who will call you racist or a bigot for talking about statistics involving Muslims.
Muslim Apologist:
Example 1: Yes Bob I agree ISIS,Taliban,Boko haram, Al Shabab, Al Qaeda, Al-Nursa are a problems but lets talk about KKK, they are Christians and they killed people at one point in time..

Example 2: You racist bigot how dare you talk Muslims! I may agree Islam is bad and seen Islamic terrorism chart being 90% of the worlds average but lets talk about the abortion bombing a few decades ago instead.
by Atheism is correct April 5, 2015
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God's Apology

A nice ass on a hot woman with small breasts. It's God's way of saying sorry for a lack of a rack.
"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"
by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009
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Apoop

1. Astern; Behind a ship; At or toward the stern of a ship.

2. Slang for being trailed by a member of the same sex, usually male to male.
"Aye, the tug boat is apoop of the Queen Elizabeth"

"Don't look now bro, but remember that guy at the bar? He is totally apoop of you as we speak."
by Abnertown September 25, 2011
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