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aphrodite

LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.
That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
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Aphrodite's Blessing

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.
Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.
by DefinitelyNotRedDiamond17 October 14, 2021
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Aphrodite

proper noun. Someone who lives at Aphrodite's Nasty Shack of Love.
Damn, I bored. I wonder what the Aphrodites are doing.
by Lost February 4, 2004
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aphradisiac

a very nice substance that lets all your sexual pleasures come to mind therefore you becoming very eligable to be raped by and uncle (charlie) or a bisexual goat (pat) the symptoms of this horrible orgasim is
1 wanting condoms
2 writing condoms on tables
3 cheaking out slutty whore cloths
4 engaging in intercorse with a baboon
5 yelling out MMMmmmmmMMMMMmmmMM or squaaaaa in sentances
i would love to have an aphrodisiac for i am not very horny at this moment.
by kra April 13, 2005
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Aphrodisiac

A proud, black, lesbian. Afro-dyke, care free with regard to what other people think, over confident, Example: If I tell you I am a Afrodisiac you betta damn well know what the fuck I mean. Got it?
Sister Pat entered the room and upon seeing LaWanda wearing a Susan B. Anthony T shirt she knew that LaWanda was an Aphrodisiac.
by Sister Pat January 10, 2006
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Aphrodite

The Goddess of misfortune, fuck ups and regrets.
Wanna be fuck buddies? Don't do an Aphrodite.
by AndromedaGalaxy October 29, 2012
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aphrodite

1.a fucked up child who loves all black boys
including their "daddies"
thats right she is a sick horny bastard... but not really
she loves them... she just won't touch em'
she jumps into your life (greek style)
always talking about food and blow jobs
"OMG" is her signature word
with losers trying to copy her mad ass woggy accent that can't be copied for shitt so stop trying bitches
she flaunts her lovable unique sense of style and personality and this can be seen by the way she reads the bible
she has a talent for being late... as if she gives a fuck
everyone loves her especially me
thats write
i'd rape her ;)
she hates a good g string
and can only wear them on top of jeans
thats right...
i got footage
and she has a thing for suicial books...
there's one in each room of her house
she now has a 16 dolla fine for the library
WTF...
"lol" is sed atleast 100 times a day
and her random quotes are now being sed by the whole fukin school

2. another word for titmuncher or itchy hairy sweaty ballsack

aphrodite: "she looks like a rape victim... wtf.... go cut yourself or die in a whole"... "slut"
omg is that girl munching a tit... oh it's just aphrodite
by jewbangerpoo April 28, 2009
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