Anxiety Bag 

noun - a bag of vaporized cannabis too large for just one human. Unless, of course, that human is toking proficient.

Gentleman 1: I'd better not fill her all the way up, otherwise she'll be an anxiety bag.

Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!

Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!

Anxiety Bag by Líf: Amigo de los Pájaros July 19, 2013

anxiety troll 

The part of your brain that likes to remind you of all the bad/embarrassing things you've ever done to ruin your, otherwise pleasant, day. He's the little asshole that you try and keep locked in a cave, but jumps out when you're not paying attention and tortures you with your own stupid memories...like an asshole. Asshole!

I was trying to go to sleep, but my anxiety troll got out of his cave and I was up all night thinking about that time I made my mom cry when I was ten.

anxiety troll by Anxiety Troll June 7, 2017

anxiety beer 

When you show up to a social gathering and feel out of place or uncomfortable, in an axious state. This leads to the chugging of your initial beers until anxiety subsides.

I was so freaked out before you guys showed up to the party, I had 3 anxiety beers.

anxiety beer by Dubsss July 16, 2017

Anxiety nap 

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

Anxiety nap by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020

Anxiety vote 

Knowing your voting rights are actively under attack (probably by the own government or foreign) so you force yourself to vote because you know now you need to, more than ever...

Even tho the options are still shit

I need to make my anxiety vote this year I see, better take some reinforcements and comfort food to deal with the waiting time and the brainwashed militias

Anxiety vote by vwv6 October 31, 2020

anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.

He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.

anxiety tornado by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021

anxiety day 

A day where nothing feels right: your clothes are to tight, car is messy, you can’t find the right position to lay in, everyone seems mad at you.

Jim: Nancy are you okay?

Nancy: Yeah just having an anxiety day, that’s all.

anxiety day by Chuckles06 April 19, 2022