almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica May 10, 2010

Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome

Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."

Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome

by Luis H. November 19, 2004

Diane Almoughrabi

Sexiest woman on earth. Makes u cum. Has the biggest cock on earth. If u mess with her she gonna rip yo balls. feminism is just a theory and she hates it. if u look her up she legit. hates niggers i buuy them as slaves. Professional cotton picker.

Diane Almoughrabi is mommy.

by Sage mode December 16, 2021

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by LittleWhole June 2, 2021

almond rocks

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Almost Arlington

a sweet band from Williamstown NJ.
currently recording their EP in Poughkeepsie NY with Goot. (as of 8/13/08)
check them out.
www.myspace.com/almostarlington

Dude! Almost Arlington's singer is so sick! The way he belts those tunes out! Hot damn!

by TRBMan October 8, 2008