Aldaris

The representative of the Protoss Conclave in the computer game Starcraft, Aldaris divides his time between lecturing and arresting Tassadar and Zeratul, fucking up the best plan to defeat the Zerg, and telling the Executor to construct additional pylons. Is eventually murdered by Kerrigan.

En taro Adun Executor. I am Judicator Aldaris, and I have been sent by the Conclave to guide and counsel you...

by UncleAndross July 5, 2008

fire alarm

A nice way to annoy people in public buildings.

break the fire alarm and piss them off.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D August 9, 2008

Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011

crackhead alarm

When you hear someone loudly singing, yelling, or ranting in the middle of the night. This phenomenon is dubbed as "the crackhead alarm" in most urban areas due to the fact that it interrupts your sleep.

Guy 1: Why do you look so tired?
Guy 2: Fuckin' Crackhead alarm went off.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011