toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger

Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.

by noodles the cat October 23, 2003

Abortnite

When a father successfully beats the pregnancy out of a woman

My Wife stated that she was pregnant from the hardcore fucking I gave her, so I'm gonna give her a hardcore beat down in abortnite. That's what I call a Victory Royal

by ChingChongMudufuka October 13, 2018

abortunity

Your chance to have that abortion before it's too late.

Caroline missed her abortunity. Now she's dropped out of school and stuck working at Waffle House for 18 years.

by TheWholeTruth&NothingBut July 2, 2015

Cinematic Abortion

When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.

Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.

Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.

by DomoKandy February 4, 2012

Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

ghetto abortion

when you get pregnant so you have your man stick a hanger up your vagina until he fills a pop

girl1 -Daquan gave me a ghetto abortion yesterday

girl2 -wheres the baby

girl 1-im shitting it out

by firaasmy02 February 22, 2017

Kampuchean Abortion

When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot

"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"

by freethememes May 19, 2022